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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…
funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

(via nocturnalfighter)

SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodyroyarsenal:

ORDERISOUTOFSTYLE POSTED SOMETHING VERY CONCERNING TO ME JUST NOW PLEASE GUYS HELP ME SAVE A LIFE!!!

(via sofastithurts)

kiyotakatanaka:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

is this rocket raccoon